Everybody wants to save the earth, nobody wants to help mom do the dishes.  --P.J. O'Rourke

Showing posts with label Zombies. Show all posts
Showing posts with label Zombies. Show all posts

Monday, October 26, 2009

The Ultimate Zombie Fighting Machine - The Slashbuster


When the unthinkable (but inevitable) Zombie-Apocolypse occurs, you are mos def going to want one of these units on your side, should make pretty short work of the invading hoards, though cleanup is going to be a bit of a chore. Check out the video to see one of these machines go up against a Dodge Caravan.


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Tuesday, April 21, 2009

The FlyMo - The Coolest Lawnmower Evah !

Although virtually unheard of in the U.S. (Most likely because of our excellent law schools), the Flymo Hover lawnmower enjoyed considerable success in the U.K. and is still being sold there. The Flymo was available in the States for a short time and I remember seeing a few ads on UHF TV alongside the Popiel Pocket Fisherman and Monkees LP's. I was in middle school and mowed lawns during the summer for money and the Flymo held out the tantalizing promise of effortless lawn mowing, to say I wanted one is the understatement of the year. You have to remember that this was around the same time Star Wars came out and the Flymo was the closest you could come to Luke's landspeeder and it was a good bit more practical to boot (what with it's ability to mow the lawn and all). With spinning blades and the ability to hoover, I think the Flymo has the potential to be an excellent all around anti-Zombie weapon when modified McGruber style.

Friday, March 20, 2009

Unicat - Your Camper for the Zombie Apocalypse

Install a couple of gunports or a minigun turret and you'll be the shiznit of Barter Town









Wednesday, March 11, 2009

A Machine for the Zombie Apocalypse

A Tree Mulcher - I think this would work pissah against
Zombie Hoards

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