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 馬斯克喜添第13口“馬駒”

科技圈的“種馬”—— 埃隆·馬斯克先生，最近又傳出喜訊，他的“馬廄”里又添了一匹小馬駒，這已經是他的第13個孩子了！

大家可能要問了，這馬斯克一天到晚忙着造火箭、搞電動車，哪有時間“播種”呢？

嘿，您還別說，這位馬斯克先生不僅是科技界的“勞模”，還是“播種”界的“高產戶”。

他的孩子，那是”龍龍鳳鳳”，一個接一個地來。

而且，這位馬斯克先生“播種”的方式也是多種多樣，有“自然”的，有“科技”的，真是讓人嘆為觀止！

這回，這位新晉的“馬夫人” 艾什利·聖克萊爾，也是一位“妙人”。

據說，這位女士不僅是一位保守派作家，還是一位網紅。

這年頭，作家不當網紅，都不能說自己是“文化人”了。

這位聖克萊爾女士，還寫過一本“奇書”，叫做《大象不是鳥》。

這本書的內容嘛，據說跟“跨性別”有關。

看來，這位女士不僅“能生”，還能“能寫”，真是“巾幗不讓鬚眉”啊！

不過，這位馬斯克先生面對“喜訊”，卻選擇了“沉默是金”。

看來，這位“種馬”先生也是“身經百戰”，早就練就了一身“泰山崩於前而色不變”的本領。

好了，今天的“馬斯克生子”脫口秀就到這裡。

來源：https://news.creaders.net/us/2025/02/14/2833208.html

Ladies and gentlemen, welcome! Tonight, we're diving into the world of tech's most prolific… let's call him a "procreator," Elon Musk.

This guy, Musk, he's not just launching rockets and building electric cars; he's also been busy populating the planet. Rumor has it, he's just welcomed his 13th child!

Now, you might be wondering, how does he find the time? Well, they say Musk is not just a workaholic in the tech world; he's also a "busy bee" in the baby-making department.

His kids are multiplying faster than rabbits, and he's using all sorts of methods – natural, scientific, you name it! It's like a baby-making buffet over here.

And this time, the lucky momma is none other than Ashley St. Clair. She's not just a conservative writer; she's also a social media star. I guess in this day and age, you're not a true intellectual unless you're also an influencer.

St. Clair even wrote a controversial children's book called "The Elephant Who Thought He Was a Bird." It's about gender identity, which I guess is fitting, considering the unconventional circumstances of her baby's conception.

Musk, however, has been suspiciously quiet about the whole thing. Maybe he's just too busy counting his fortune or figuring out how to get to Mars.

Anyway, that's all the time we have for tonight. Thanks for tuning in to this episode of "Musk's Baby Boom." We'll be back next week with more tales of the wild and wonderful world of tech!