Me: How old am I?
It: I don't know. how old are you?
Me: 17.
It: You just said you are 24 years old.
Me: What is the applicative order Y combinator?
It: I don't have a phone with apps.
Given the tested max throughput of the Hitachi 1TB SATAs (http://www.storagereview.com/Testbed4Compare.sr) you should be able to get ~2GBps with 2/3 the drives (16 instead of 24) and near triple the storage space (16TB instead of 6TB). They're cheaper, too, of course. That's just theory, though. It would probably be difficult to get all drives "bursting" at the same time but anyway, this kind of looks like a "jumping into jeans" viral published by Samsung.