As written previously on March 2nd, the new discipline plan is a smashing success! So smashing that the PA system is about thisclose to blowing a fuse.

Ever see that Three Stooges episode when they are doctors? Every two minutes the intercom is blurting out, "calling Dr Howard, Dr Fine, Dr Howard!!!" Then they act all spastic, Curly starts going "whoo-whoo-whoo" and mayhem ensues.

Yesterday, and this is no exaggeration, but about every five minutes a call came over the PA either for The Chosen One, or Numb Nuts. Dear Principal John Deacon never gets any calls over the PA for it is always hunkered down in its bunker. It would not have been a surprise to go out into the corridor and see Numb Nuts spinning around on his ear, saying, "Nyuk, Nyuk...whoo-whoo-whoo" like Curly. Aren't these people supposed to be glued to their thrones in their offices?

For your viewing pleasure I submit a brief video of when the Three Stooges were doctors. Enjoy.