Packing for Mars: The Curious Science of Life in the Void
By Mary Roach
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“America’s funniest science writer” (Washington Post) explores the irresistibly strange universe of life without gravity in this New York Times bestseller.
The best-selling author of Stiff and Bonk explores the irresistibly strange universe of space travel and life without gravity. From the Space Shuttle training toilet to a crash test of NASA’s new space capsule, Mary Roach takes us on the surreally entertaining trip into the science of life in space and space on Earth.
Mary Roach
Mary Roach is the New York Times-bestselling author of several popular science books including Packing for Mars and Gulp, which was shortlisted for the Royal Society Winton prize. Grunt was a finalist for the Los Angeles Times Science & Technology Book Prize. She has written for the Guardian, Wired, BBC Focus, GQ and Vogue. Her most recent book is Animal, Vegetable, Criminal.
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Reviews for Packing for Mars
1,307 ratings167 reviews
- Rating: 2 out of 5 stars2/5
Dec 18, 2024
Just wasn't for me. - Rating: 2 out of 5 stars2/5
Mar 8, 2024
Not what I was expecting. I was told that Roach is hilarious but I didn't find her writing humorous at all. To add, the last few chapters were written in a very immature and disgusting way. The only reason I gave it 2 stars instead of 1 is that it at least made sense. - Rating: 3 out of 5 stars3/5
Dec 18, 2023
Mary Roach explores and describes with fascinating details many of aspects of supporting life in space, leading up to the open-ended question of whether the pursuit of human life on Mars is worth it.
While I could do with less of Roach's humorous quips (there seemed to be more this time around than I remembered in Stiff), I'm grateful for the efforts she puts into these stories of science. Man, science is so cool. - Rating: 2 out of 5 stars2/5
Sep 25, 2023
The topic is interesting, but I found the book bizarrely boring. - Rating: 3 out of 5 stars3/5
Jan 26, 2023
This was a funny book on a serious subject. I enjoyed it though there are large portions you should probably not read while trying to eat. I now have a healthy respect for gravity. - Rating: 4 out of 5 stars4/5
Jan 18, 2023
I really enjoyed this book and found it both funny and informative. I think I will read some of her other books. - Rating: 4 out of 5 stars4/5
Dec 23, 2022
Packing for Mars by Mary Roach is a fun, no-holds-barred look at space travel. On the one hand, I found what she presented to be fascinating. At the same time, Ms. Roach removes the glamor and mystery of going into space. After all, knowing that even such well-trained pilots struggle with space sickness makes me glad I most likely will never reach the edges of space. Sadly, as much as I enjoyed myself while learning about the nitty-gritty details of space travel, I feel Ms. Roach tries a bit too hard to be snarky and cute with her asides or self-aware injections of sarcasm. I don’t know whether this is the fault of Ms. Roach’s writing style or the narrator’s emphasis on such asides. Either way, whenever one would occur, I found myself frowning in dislike because they didn’t fit with the rest of the narrative style. They were enough of a distraction to make me hesitate before selecting another one of Ms. Roach’s books. - Rating: 5 out of 5 stars5/5
Oct 30, 2022
Good writer. - Rating: 3 out of 5 stars3/5
Mar 11, 2022
A pretty good popular science book about space travel. I've not read anything by Roach before but I think she writes a regular newspaper column. She writes with a lot of humor as she tackles such subjects as how to identify astronauts through psychology tests who might be candidates for a years long trip and just how to weightless toilets work. I had seen her on "The Daily Show" and went out to find the book. - Rating: 5 out of 5 stars5/5
Jan 17, 2022
Very entertaining view of spaceflight and the many quirks/interesting facts related to it. - Rating: 4 out of 5 stars4/5
Jul 3, 2021
adult nonfiction; scientific narratives. Mary Roach returns with all the weird/off-color questions you wouldn't normally get answers from. Interesting and humorous, though probably not appropriate for those who are easily offended. - Rating: 5 out of 5 stars5/5
Jun 20, 2021
5 stars is, alas, the most stars I can give this book. But I give it an extra imaginary star just for good measure.
What can I say about a book that, in concise and funny verbiage, examines some of the worst parts of a mission to Mars? Things you never, ever think about? How do clothes get washed? What happens if you have to go to the bathroom? What about food particles? G-forces? Can you jump out of a crashing space lander? How much food does it take for a two year manned mission? Can you have sex in zero-G? And really, how do they design the toilets?
And more. I loved Mary Roach's previous books but this one is the best of all of them. If you are interested in manned space flight at all, this book is incredibly educational. And it will make you really think about the engineering of getting human beings to Mars.
Absolutely recommended. Brisk, fun, educational read. Available on the Kindle. - Rating: 3 out of 5 stars3/5
Apr 4, 2021
3.5 stars
Interesting book with Roach's signature humor. Be prepared for lots and lots of talk about bodily functions, because they are REALLY important in space travel. - Rating: 3 out of 5 stars3/5
Feb 1, 2021
Everything you ever wanted to know about space travel and more from . She asks the questions most other folks either wouldn't think of or wouldn't dare. Funny, informative and a fairly easy read to boot. - Rating: 5 out of 5 stars5/5
Dec 31, 2020
I love Mary's writing style and wit. If it were for me, she would write a book about every subject in science and society. - Rating: 4 out of 5 stars4/5
Dec 17, 2020
Ridiculously detailed, but in the end, that is what made it good. Those details are the essence of space travel. - Rating: 4 out of 5 stars4/5
Dec 13, 2020
Like all Mary Roach works, funny and insightful. It's not much more than a collection of amusing and informative anecdotes, but it doesn't pretend to be anything world-changing. - Rating: 4 out of 5 stars4/5
Nov 21, 2020
Mary Roach explores various... lesser-addressed aspects of space travel in this book. From space motion sickness to space euphoria, from the history of (less than appetizing) space food to space toilet systems, Roach humorously and chattily discusses aspects of space travel, and preparation for space travel, that are often overlooked in favor of emphasizing their more glamorous counterparts. Very humorously--while listening to the audiobook, I audibly laughed several times.
I really enjoyed this book (though I might recommend not reading/listening to the portion about cadavers and crash tests while driving). Though I've been aware of Roach's books for a very long time, this is the first of them that I've read, and I'm definitely hoping to get to more of them. - Rating: 3 out of 5 stars3/5
Oct 25, 2020
Mary Roach is a good writer with a wicked sense of humor. The book is entertaining, well-researched, and full of fascinating factoids and anecdotes pertaining to space travel. The only problem for me was that I'm not interested enough in space travel to warrant reading an entire book on it. I did finish the book, but it left me ready for some good substantive fiction OR some nonfiction on a topic that really floats my boat, such as history or psychology. Not a bad book at all, just not for me. - Rating: 5 out of 5 stars5/5
Sep 10, 2020
Fascinating, vastly entertaining book about those parts of the space program NASA doesn't like to talk about--how do you poop in space? Has anyone ever had sex in space? How is it that America's first two astronauts were chimps? How bad is space food, and why exactly? Mary Roach writes about this and more with quick wit and inexhaustible curiosity, in many cases tracking down the actual people who did the actual stuff. Anyone who is interested enough in space exploration to read about it needs to read this book. Seriously, it's that good. Loses a half point for being a little dated, which is hardly avoidable. Also I'd suggest a different title, as the book really isn't about Mars. - Rating: 2 out of 5 stars2/5
Aug 24, 2020
To some extent, health care has already solved the various issues. It's just a matter of adapting to a space suit and a weightless environment. While we have people like Elon Musk enthusiastic about space travel, my biggest personal antagonism about the idea has always related to elimination during space travel, and the fact that any vehicle must end up smelling like a sewer.
Gotta be very careful about disposing of human waste in space - Newtons third law applies...This is where Star Trek's transporter technology could be quite useful. A mini-transporter in the groin area of the suit would do the job painlessly and efficiently. Of course, in real terms, we can transport quantum states but there really is no way of transporting palpable matter like poo. Doing so would violate the Heisenberg Uncertainty Principle. As soon as I got to the chapter of Poo in Space I knew Mary Roach was American. I recommend using the good old-fashioned humble British poo instead of the infantile and jokey American poop. On this side of the Atlantic, the poop is part of a ship, and to be pooped means to be exhausted or worn out. But poo is unambiguous (at least when written down). The vowel is also a pleasingly long and luxurious expulsion. There is a genuine pleasure in poo that the clipped, constipated American poop simply lacks. But fine. Say 'poop' if you must. As for me, I shall poo until I die. This is what more than 10 years at The British Council does for me...
On a final note, I’ve always wondered how human waste is disposed of inside a spacesuit. The methods described are fascinating but I worry about the clean up afterwards. With no toilet paper mentioned, how do the astronauts clean up?? While the waste is removed, the clean-up must be done.
By the end of 2020 I don’t think this book will even get to “turd” place in my Best-Books-of-2020. - Rating: 4 out of 5 stars4/5
Jul 15, 2020
Very accessible and humorous look at the space program. - Rating: 4 out of 5 stars4/5
Jul 7, 2020
Quirky science writer with lots of bathroom humor turns her sights to the space race and all the stuff you never thought of astronauts having to worry about - or maybe you had, and just didn't want to ask. So, Mary Roach asks for us, delving into the mechanics of bowel movements in space and wondering how sex in space would work, exactly.
I was expecting a more in-depth look in what we'd need in order to go to Mars. That's... not what this is, really. It stays pretty light on topic and science, and includes not just current NASA experiments (as of its publication in 2010) but also talks about what was done before the moon landing to even see how people reacted to zero gravity. Which, don't get me wrong, still includes quite a bit of aspects of space travel that would not have occurred to me, and believe me I was surprised to find I actually wanted a denser more in-depth exploration than what I was given. That's not to say it's not entertaining read, though if fart and feces jokes don't float your boat, you probably won't like it much (personally, I'm not above this). I actually found the information on human waste in space rather fascinating in a "I never would've thought of that..." kind of way. I sure won't under-appreciate gravity again! - Rating: 4 out of 5 stars4/5
Mar 10, 2020
Humanizes the astronauts' story. Recommend highly, because it's such a different take on the usual astronaut stories. Has the usual defects of a Mary Roach book: there are some dumb jokes (as well as some quite funny ones), and she occasionally comes across as awfully credulous. - Rating: 4 out of 5 stars4/5
Feb 28, 2020
I learned way more about pooping in space and pooping in general than I ever wanted to know. That and a lot of other random facts about space, astronauts, and the history of the space program is what makes up this book. I'll remember the pooping stuff and the tidbit about how the biggest challenge we face in space is the effect that unfiltered radiation has on our bodies. Worth a read for the curious. - Rating: 3 out of 5 stars3/5
Jan 8, 2020
Somewhat misleading fore-title- the book is 99% Weird Science that gets done to help humans live (eat, sleep, poop, bathe) in space, 1% occasional mentions of potential Mars missions. Still lots of fun. - Rating: 5 out of 5 stars5/5
Jan 7, 2020
Wonderful read - Funny, Original, Informative. I've wanted to read this book since I saw her last year at BEA and saw her appearance on The Daily Show. Mary Roach tackles all those touchy subjects not usually discussed openly by NASA. At times this book offered a little too much information, and I had to skip a few pages of descriptions of bodily functions in space. Roach is a very funny writer and I have to go read her previous books. - Rating: 4 out of 5 stars4/5
Jul 22, 2019
In Mary Roach’s usual style, she takes a humourous look at NASA and space travel in this one, looking at some of the things that most of us just don’t think about when it comes to travelling in zero-gravity. She looks at using the “toilet”, eating, sex, throwing up, hygiene, and more.
This did, of course, include some history of space travel, as well. I hadn’t even realized when I started reading it a few days ago that the 50th anniversary of the walk on the moon was yesterday, while I was in the middle reading this – good timing for me! In the first chapter, it was interesting to read about how they made the flag “fly” (with no gravity!) on the moon, and also how to even pack it to bring with them, with the limited space available. There was one real transcript of three astronauts having a discussion when one of them noticed a “turd” flying in the air – omg, I couldn’t stop laughing and crying reading that transcript! Kept me from continuing to read for at least 5 minutes, if not more!! This, and “Stiff” are my favourites of the ones I’ve read by her so far. - Rating: 5 out of 5 stars5/5
Jul 11, 2018
The book has very little about Mars. It covers aspects of the Space program that we don't hear about. I have a new respect for those people who have been a part of the program, not only astronauts, but people who volunteer to undergo trials to get the data needed to develop what is needed for those astronauts. Parts of the book are pretty unsavory. The presentation of the information has quite a lot of humor as well. The author did a lot of hands on research such as taking a trip up for a parabolic flight sequence to try out Zero G. She talked to some very interesting folks and found transcriptions of some rather fun astronaut dialog. I suppose there is an emphasis on some pretty gross stuff, but my opinion is that this book is first rate. It is well researched, interesting, enlightening, and for me it was a new perspective on the topic. This is not just a scientific endeavor. This is a human endeavor. It does make me wonder if humans really should push through what it would take to go to Mars. If they had to do it under the conditions of the first astronauts, it would be insanity. It will not be easy to do and it will not be easy on those who do it. This is an extreme sport, I guess I'd say. - Rating: 5 out of 5 stars5/5
Feb 12, 2018
Mary Roach is a delight. Her writing is full of humor without trivializing her subject matter. She's willing to ask, and doggedly pursue, the questions that we all wonder and are too polite to ask (the chapter on pooping in space is a masterpiece).
The title is a misnomer - I was expecting this to be a theoretical exploration of what it would take to get humans to Mars. Instead, it is an examination of the historical and current state of space travel technology: the psychology of space travel, and all the dirty little details of what it is like to be a biological organism in a small container in the vacuum of space. At first I was disappointed by this, but once I re-framed my expectations, I thoroughly enjoyed the book. Reading space opera will never be the same.
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Packing for Mars - Mary Roach
PACKING FOR MARS
ALSO BY MARY ROACH
Grunt: The Curious Science of Humans at War
Gulp! Adventures on the Alimentary Canal
Bonk: The Curious Coupling of Science and Sex
Spook: Science Tackles the Afterlife
Stiff: The Curious Lives of Human Cadavers
PACKING FOR MARS
THE CURIOUS SCIENCE OF LIFE IN THE VOID
MARY ROACH
W. W. NORTON & COMPANY NEW YORK LONDON
Copyright © 2010 by Mary Roach
All rights reserved
Photograph credits: Frontmatter: © Hamilton Sundstrand Corporation 2010.
All rights reserved; Chapter 1: Image by Deirdre O’Dwyer; Chapter 2: Dmitri Kessel / Time & Life Pictures / Getty Images; Chapter 3: Courtesy of NASA; Chapter 4: CBS Photo Archive / Hulton Archive / Getty Images; Chapter 5: Courtesy of NASA; Chapter 6: Image Source / Getty Images; Chapter 7: Courtesy of NASA; Chapter 8: Bettman/Corbis; Chapter 9: Ryan McVay / Riser / Getty Images; Chapter 10: Courtesy of NASA; Chapter 11: Hulton Archive / Getty Images; Chapter 12: Joanna McCarthy / Riser / Getty Images; Chapter 13: Hulton Archive / Getty Images; Chapter 14: Courtesy of NASA; Chapter 15: Courtesy of NASA; Chapter 16: Tim Flach / Stone+ / Getty Images
For information about permission to reproduce selections from this book, write to Permissions, W. W. Norton & Company, Inc., 500 Fifth Avenue, New York, NY 10110
Library of Congress Cataloging-in-Publication Data
Roach, Mary.
Packing for Mars: the curious science of life in the void / Mary Roach.—1st ed.
p. cm.
Includes bibliographical references.
ISBN: 978-0-393-07910-4
1. Space biology—Popular works. I. Title.
QH327.R63 2010
571.0919—dc22
2010017113
W. W. Norton & Company, Inc.
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W. W. Norton & Company Ltd.
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For Jay Mandel and Jill Bialosky,
with cosmic gratitude
CONTENTS
Countdown
1 HE’S SMART BUT HIS BIRDS ARE SLOPPY
Japan Picks an Astronaut
2 LIFE IN A BOX
The Perilous Psychology of Isolation and Confinement
3 STAR CRAZY
Can Space Blow Your Mind?
4 YOU GO FIRST
The Alarming Prospect of Life Without Gravity
5 UNSTOWED
Escaping Gravity on Board NASA’s C-9
6 THROWING UP AND DOWN
The Astronaut’s Secret Misery
7 THE CADAVER IN THE SPACE CAPSULE
NASA Visits the Crash Test Lab
8 ONE FURRY STEP FOR MANKIND
The Strange Careers of Ham and Enos
9 NEXT GAS: 200,000 MILES
Planning a Moon Expedition Is Tough, but Not as Tough as Planning a Simulated One
10 HOUSTON, WE HAVE A FUNGUS
Space Hygiene and the Men Who Stopped Bathing for Science
11 THE HORIZONTAL STUFF
What If You Never Got Out of Bed?
12 THE THREE-DOLPHIN CLUB
Mating Without Gravity
13 WITHERING HEIGHTS
Bailing Out from Space
14 SEPARATION ANXIETY
The Continuing Saga of Zero-Gravity Elimination
15 DISCOMFORT FOOD
When Veterinarians Make Dinner, and Other Tales of Woe from Aerospace Test Kitchens
16 EATING YOUR PANTS
Is Mars Worth It?
Acknowledgments
Time Line
Bibliography
PACKING FOR MARS
COUNTDOWN
To the rocket scientist, you are a problem. You are the most irritating piece of machinery he or she will ever have to deal with. You and your fluctuating metabolism, your puny memory, your frame that comes in a million different configurations. You are unpredictable. You’re inconstant. You take weeks to fix. The engineer must worry about the water and oxygen and food you’ll need in space, about how much extra fuel it will take to launch your shrimp cocktail and irradiated beef tacos. A solar cell or a thruster nozzle is stable and undemanding. It does not excrete or panic or fall in love with the mission commander. It has no ego. Its structural elements don’t start to break down without gravity, and it works just fine without sleep.
To me, you are the best thing to happen to rocket science. The human being is the machine that makes the whole endeavor so endlessly intriguing. To take an organism whose every feature has evolved to keep it alive and thriving in a world with oxygen, gravity, and water, to suspend that organism in the wasteland of space for a month or a year, is a preposterous but captivating undertaking. Everything one takes for granted on Earth must be rethought, relearned, rehearsed—full-grown men and women toilet-trained, a chimpanzee dressed in a flight suit and launched into orbit. An entire odd universe of mock outer space has grown up here on Earth. Capsules that never blast off; hospital wards where healthy people spend months on their backs, masquerading zero gravity; crash labs where cadavers drop to Earth in simulated splash-downs.
A couple years back, a friend at NASA had been working on something over in Building 9 at the Johnson Space Center. This is the building with the mock-ups, some fifty in all—modules, airlocks, hatches, capsules. For days, Rene had been hearing an intermittent, squeaking racket. Finally, he went to investigate. Some poor guy in a spacesuit running on a treadmill suspended from a big complicated gizmo to simulate Martian gravity. Lots of clipboards and timers and radio headsets and concerned looks all around.
It occurred to me, reading his email, that it’s possible, in a way, to visit space without leaving Earth. Or anyway, a sort of slapstick-surreal make-believe edition. Which is more or less where I’ve been these past two years.
OF THE MILLIONS of pages of documents and reports generated by the first moon landing, none is more telling, to me anyway, than an eleven-page paper presented at the twenty-sixth annual meeting of the North American Vexillological Association. Vexillology is the study of flags, not the study of vexing things, but in this case, either would fit. The paper is entitled Where No Flag Has Gone Before: Political and Technical Aspects of Placing a Flag on the Moon.
It began with meetings, five months before the Apollo 11 launch. The newly formed Committee on Symbolic Activities for the First Lunar Landing gathered to debate the appropriateness of planting a flag on the moon. The Outer Space Treaty, of which the United States is a signer, prohibits claims of sovereignty upon celestial bodies. Was it possible to plant a flag without appearing to be, as one committee member put it, taking possession of the moon
? A telegenically inferior plan to use a boxed set of miniature flags of all nations was considered and rejected. The flag would fly.
But not without help from the NASA Technical Services Division. A flag doesn’t fly without wind. The moon has no atmosphere to speak of, and thus no wind. And though it has only about a sixth the gravity of Earth, that is enough to bring a flag down in an inglorious droop. So a crossbar was hinged to the pole and a hem sewn along the top of the flag. Now the Stars and Stripes would appear to be flying in a brisk wind—convincingly enough to prompt decades of moon hoax jabber—though in fact it was hanging, less a flag than a diminutive patriotic curtain.
Challenges remained. How do you fit a flagpole into the cramped, overpacked confines of a Lunar Module? Engineers were sent off to design a collapsible pole and crossbar. Even then, there wasn’t room. The Lunar Flag Assembly—as flag, pole, and crossbar had inevitably come to be known—would have to be mounted on the outside of the lander. But this meant it would have to withstand the 2,000-degree Fahrenheit heat generated by the nearby descent engine. Tests were undertaken. The flag melted at 300 degrees. The Structures and Mechanics Division was called in, and a protective case was fashioned from layers of aluminum, steel, and Thermoflex insulation.
Just as it was beginning to look as though the flag was finally ready, someone pointed out that the astronauts, owing to the pressurized suits they’d be wearing, would have limited grip strength and range of motion. Would they be able to extract the flag assembly from its insulated sheath? Or would they stand there in the gaze of millions, grasping futilely? Did they have the reach needed to extend the telescoping segments? Only one way to know: Prototypes were made and the crew convened for a series of flag-assembly deployment simulations.
Finally came the day. The flag was packed (a four-step procedure supervised by the chief of quality assurance) and mounted on the Lunar Module (eleven steps), and off it went to the moon. Where the telescoping crossbar wouldn’t fully extend and the lunar soil was so hard that Neil Armstrong couldn’t plant the staff more than about 6 or 8 inches down, creating conjecture that the flag was most likely blown over by the engine blast of the Ascent Module.
Welcome to space. Not the parts you see on TV, the triumphs and the tragedies, but the stuff in between—the small comedies and everyday victories. What drew me to the topic of space exploration was not the heroics and adventure stories, but the very human and sometimes absurd struggles behind them. The Apollo astronaut who worried that he, personally, was about to lose the moon race for the United States by throwing up on the morning of his spacewalk, causing talk of tabling it. Or the first man in space, Yuri Gagarin, recalling that as he walked the red carpet before the Presidium of the Central Committee of the Communist Party of the Soviet Union and a cheering crowd of thousands, he noticed that his shoelace was undone and could think of nothing else.
At the end of the Apollo program, astronauts were interviewed to get their feedback on a range of topics. One of the questions: If an astronaut were to die outside the spacecraft during a spacewalk, what should you do? Cut him loose,
read one of the answers. All agreed: An attempt to recover the body could endanger other crew members’ lives. Only a person who has experienced firsthand the not insignificant struggle of entering a space capsule in a pressurized suit could so unequivocally utter those words. Only someone who has drifted free in the unlimited stretch of the universe could understand that burial in space, like the sailor’s burial at sea, holds not disrespect but honor. In orbit, everything gets turned on its head. Shooting stars streak past below you, and the sun rises in the middle of the night. Space exploration is in some ways an exploration of what it means to be human. How much normalcy can people forgo? For how long, and what does it do to them?
Early in my research, I came across a moment—forty minutes into the eighty-eighth hour of Gemini VII—which, for me, sums up the astronaut experience and why it fascinates me. Astronaut Jim Lovell is telling Mission Control about an image he has captured on film—a beautiful shot of a full Moon against the black sky and the strato formations of the clouds of the earth below,
reads the mission transcript. After a momentary silence, Lovell’s crewmate Frank Borman presses the TALK button. Borman’s dumping urine. Urine [in] approximately one minute.
Two lines further along, we see Lovell saying, What a sight to behold!
We don’t know what he’s referring to, but there’s a good chance it’s not the moon. According to more than one astronaut memoir, one of the most beautiful sights in space is that of a sun-illumined flurry of flash-frozen waste-water droplets. Space doesn’t just encompass the sublime and the ridiculous. It erases the line between.
1
HE’S SMART BUT HIS BIRDS ARE SLOPPY
Japan Picks an Astronaut
First you remove your shoes, as you would upon entering a Japanese home. You are given a pair of special isolation chamber slippers, light blue vinyl imprinted with the Japan Aerospace Exploration Agency logo, the letters JAXA leaning forward as though rushing into space at terrific speed. The isolation chamber, a freestanding structure inside building C-5 at JAXA’s headquarters in Tsukuba Science City, is in fact a home of sorts, for one week, for the ten finalists competing for two openings in the Japanese astronaut corps. When I came here last month, there wasn’t much to see—a bedroom with curtained sleeping boxes,
and an adjoining common room with a long dining table and chairs. It’s more about being seen. Five closed-circuit cameras mounted near the ceiling allow a panel of psychiatrists, psychologists, and JAXA managers to observe the applicants. To a large extent, their behavior and the panel’s impressions of them during their stay will determine which two will wear the JAXA logo on spacesuits instead of slippers.
The idea is to get a better sense of who these men and women are, and how well they’re suited to life in space. An intelligent, highly motivated person can hide undesirable facets of his or her character in an interview* or on a questionnaire—which together have weeded out applicants with obvious personality disorders—but not so easily under a weeklong observation. In the words of JAXA psychologist Natsuhiko Inoue, It’s difficult to be a good man always.
Isolation chambers are also a way to judge things like teamwork, leadership, and conflict management—group skills that can’t be assessed in a one-on-one interview. (NASA does not use isolation chambers.)
The observation room is upstairs from the chamber. It is Wednesday, day three of the seven-day isolation. A row of closed-circuit TVs are lined up for the observers, who sit at long tables with their notepads and cups of tea. Three are here now, university psychiatrists and psychologists, staring at the TVs like customers at Best Buy contemplating a purchase. One TV, inexplicably, is broadcasting a daytime talk show.
Inoue sits at the control console, with its camera zooms and microphone controls and a second bank of tiny TV monitors above his head. At forty, he is accomplished for his age and widely respected in the field of space psychology, yet something in his appearance and demeanor makes you want to reach over and pinch his cheek. Like many male employees here, he wears open-toed slippers over socks. As an American, I have large gaps in my understanding of Japanese slipper etiquette, but to me it suggests that JAXA, as much as his house, feels like home. For this week, anyway, it would be understandable; his shift begins at 6 A.M. and ends just after 10 P.M.
On camera now, one of the applicants can be seen lifting a stack of 9-by-11-inch envelopes from a cardboard box. Each envelope is labeled with an applicant’s identifying letter—A through J—and contains a sheet of instructions and a square, flat cellophane-wrapped package. Inoue says the materials are for a test of patience and accuracy under pressure. The candidates tear open the packages and pull out sheaves of colored paper squares. The test is involving…I am sorry, I don’t know the word in English. A form of paper craft.
Origami?
Origami, yes!
Earlier today, I used the handicapped stall in the hallway bathroom. On the wall was a confusing panel of levers, toggles, pull chains. It was like the cockpit of the Space Shuttle. I yanked a pull-chain, aiming to flush, and set off the emergency Nurse Call alarm. I’m wearing pretty much the same face right now. It’s my Wha? face. For the next hour and a half, the men and women who vie to become Japan’s next astronauts, heroes to their countrymen, will be making paper cranes.
One thousand cranes.
JAXA’s chief medical officer, Shoichi Tachibana, introduces himself. He’s been standing quietly behind us. Tachibana came up with the test. A Japanese tradition holds that a person who folds a thousand cranes will be granted health and longevity. (The gift is apparently transferable; the cranes, strung on lengths of thread, are typically given to patients in hospitals.) Later, Tachibana will place a perfect yellow crane, hardly bigger than a grasshopper, onto the table where I sit. A tiny dinosaur will appear on the arm of the sofa in the corner. He’s like one of those creepy movie villains who sneak into the hero’s home and leave behind a tiny origami animal, their creepy villain calling card, just to let him know they were there. Or, you know, a guy who enjoys origami.
The applicants have until Sunday to finish the cranes. Paper squares are spread across the table, the vibrancy of the colors played up by the drabness of the room. Along with the shoebox architecture and the rockets reclining around the grounds, JAXA has managed to duplicate the uniquely unappealing green-gray you often see on NASA interior walls. It’s a color I have seen nowhere else and on no paint chip, yet here it is.
The genius of the Thousand Cranes test is that it creates a chronological record of each candidate’s work. As they complete their cranes, candidates string them on a single long thread. At the end of the isolation, everyone’s string of cranes will be taken away and analyzed. It’s forensic origami: As the deadline nears and the pressure increases, do the candidate’s creases become sloppy? How do the first ten cranes compare to the last? Deterioration of accuracy shows impatience under stress,
Inoue says.
I have been told that 90 percent of a typical mission on the International Space Station (ISS) is devoted to assembling, repairing, or maintaining the spacecraft itself. It’s rote work, much of it done while wearing a pressurized suit with a limited oxygen supply—a ticking clock. Astronaut Lee Morin described his role in installing the midsection of the ISS truss, the backbone to which various laboratory modules are attached. It’s held on with thirty bolts. I personally tightened twelve of them.
(So that’s two years of education for each bolt,
he couldn’t help adding.) The spacesuit systems lab at Johnson Space Center has a glove box that mimics the vacuum of space and inflates a pair of pressurized gloves. In the box with the gloves is one of the heavy-duty carabiners that tether astronauts and their tools to the exterior of the space station while they work. Trying to work the tether is like dealing cards with oven mitts on. Simply closing one’s fist tires the hand within minutes. You cannot be the sort of person who gets frustrated easily and turns in a haphazard performance.
An hour passes. One of the psychiatrists has stopped watching and turned his attention to the talk show. A young actor is being interviewed about his wedding and what kind of father he hopes to be. The candidates are bent over the table, working quietly. Applicant A, an orthopedist and aikido enthusiast, is in the lead with fourteen cranes. Most of the rest have managed seven or eight. The instructions are two pages long. My interpreter Sayuri is folding a piece of notebook paper. She is at step 21, where the crane’s body is inflated. The directions show a tiny puff beside an arrow pointing at the bird. It makes sense if you already know what to do. Otherwise, it’s wonderfully surreal: Put a cloud inside a bird.
IT IS DIFFICULT, though delightful, to picture John Glenn or Alan Shepard applying his talents to the ancient art of paper-folding. America’s first astronauts were selected by balls and charisma. All seven Mercury astronauts, by requirement, were active or former test pilots. These were men whose nine-to-five involved breaking altitude records and sound barriers while nearly passing out and crashing in screaming-fast fighter jets. Up through Apollo 11, every mission included a major NASA first. First trip to space, first orbit, first spacewalk, first docking maneuver, first lunar landing. Seriously hairy shit was going down on a regular basis.
With each successive mission, space exploration became a little more routine. To the point, incredibly, of boredom. Funny thing happened on the way to the moon: not much,
wrote Apollo 17 astronaut Gene Cernan. Should have brought some crossword puzzles.
The close of the Apollo program marked a shift from exploration to experimentation. Astronauts traveled no farther than the fringes of the Earth’s atmosphere to assemble orbiting science labs—Skylab, Spacelab, Mir, ISS. They carried out zero-gravity experiments, launched communications and Defense Department satellites, installed new toilets. Life on Mir was mostly mundane,
says astronaut Norm Thagard in the space history journal Quest. Boredom was the most common problem I had.
Mike Mullane summed up his first Space Shuttle mission as throwing a few toggle switches to release a couple comms satellites.
There are still firsts, and NASA proudly lists them, but they don’t make headlines. Firsts for shuttle mission STS-110, for instance, include first time that all of a shuttle crew’s spacewalks were based from the station’s Quest Airlock.
Capacity to Tolerate Boredom and Low Levels of Stimulation
is one of the recommended attributes on a Space Shuttle–era document drafted by the NASA In-House Working Group on Psychiatric and Psychological Selection of Astronauts.
These days the astronaut job title has been split into two categories. (Three, counting payload specialist, the category into which teachers, boondoggling senators,* and junketing Saudi princes fall.) Pilot astronauts are the ones at the controls. Mission specialist astronauts carry out the science experiments, make the repairs, launch the satellites. They’re still the best and the brightest, but not by necessity the boldest. They’re doctors, biologists, engineers. Astronauts these days are as likely to be nerds as heroes. (JAXA astronauts on the ISS thus far have been classified as NASA mission specialists. The ISS includes a JAXA-built laboratory module, called Kibo.) The most stressful part of being an astronaut, Tachibana told me, is not getting to be an astronaut—not knowing whether or when you’ll get a flight assignment.
The first time I spoke to an astronaut, I didn’t know about the pilot–mission specialist split. I pictured astronauts, all of them, as they were in the Apollo footage: faceless icons behind gold visors, bounding like antelopes in the moon’s weak gravity. The astronaut was Lee Morin. Mission Specialist Morin is a big, soft-spoken man. One foot turns in slightly as he walks. He was dressed in chinos and brown shoes the day we met. There were sailboats and hibiscus flowers on his shirt. He told me a story about how he helped test the lubricant for a launch-pad escape slide on the Space Shuttle. They had us bend over and they brushed our butts with it. And then we jumped on the slide. And it passed, so [the shuttle mission] could go forward and the space station could be built. I was proud,
he deadpanned, to do my part for the mission.
I remember watching Morin walk away from me, the endearing gait and the butt that got lubed for science, and thinking, Oh my god, they’re just people.
NASA funding has depended in no small part upon the larger-than-life mythology. The imagery forged during Mercury and Apollo remains largely intact. In official NASA 8-by-10 astronaut glossies, many still wear spacesuits, still hold their helmets in their laps, as though at any moment the Johnson Space Center photography studio might inexplicably depressurize. In reality, maybe 1 percent of an astronaut’s career takes place in space, and 1 percent of that is done in a pressure suit. Morin was on hand that day as a member of the Cockpit Working Group for the Orion space capsule. He was helping figure out sight lines and optimal placement of computer displays. Between flights, astronauts spend their days in meetings and on committees, speaking at schools and Rotary clubs, evaluating software and hardware, working at Mission Control, and otherwise, as they say, flying a desk.
Not that bravery has been entirely phased out. Those recommended astronaut attributes also include Ability to Function Despite Imminent Catastrophe.
If something goes wrong, everyone’s clarity of mind is needed. Some selection committees—the Canadian Space Agency’s, for instance—appear to put greater emphasis on disaster coping skills. Highlights of CSA’s 2009 astronaut selection testing were posted in installments on the Web site home page. It was reality television. The candidates were sent to a damage-control training facility, where they learned to escape burning space capsules and sinking helicopters. They leapt feetfirst into swimming pools from terrifying heights while wave generators pushed 5-foot swells. A percussive action-movie soundtrack ramped up the drama. (It is possible the footage had more to do with attracting media coverage than with the realities of choosing Canada’s next astronaut.)
Earlier, I asked Tachibana whether he was planning to pull any surprises on his candidates, to see how they cope under the stress of a sudden emergency. He told me he had given thought to disabling the isolation chamber toilet. Again, not the answer I was expecting, but genius in its way. The footage might not play as well with a kettledrum soundtrack (and then again it might), but it’s a more apt scenario. A broken toilet is not only more representative of the challenges of space travel, but—as we’ll see in chapter 14—stressful in its own right.
Before you arrived yesterday,
Tachibana added, we delayed lunch by one hour.
The little things can be big tells. Unaware that a late lunch or a malfunctioning toilet is part of the test, the applicants behave truer to character. When I first began this book, I applied to be a subject in a simulated Mars mission. I made it past the first round of cuts and was told that someone from the European Space Agency would call me for a phone interview later in the month. The call came at 4:30 A.M., and I did not take care to hide my irritation. I realized later that it had probably been a test, and I had failed it.
NASA uses similar tactics. They’ll call an applicant and tell her that they need to redo a couple tests on her physical and that they need to do it the following day. "What they’re really doing is saying, ‘Let’s see if