Damn, I was actually fooled by that. Whoever wrote it is pretty good. I laughed out loud when I got to "American brands will be referred to as 'Near-Frozen Gnat’s Urine.'"
From the article: "All American cars are hereby banned. They are crap and this is for your own good. When we show you German cars, you will understand what we mean."
From the article: "The Former USA will adopt UK prices on petrol (which you have been calling "gasoline") - roughly $8/US per gallon. Get used to it."
In London, you can buy an old Porsche for 2000 pounds (about US$4000). Unfortunately, fuel alone costs about US$0.60 per mile.