Heh, I imagine a Bring Your Child To Work Day @ Enron.

PR: "And this, kids, is our Fraud, Swindle & Embezzlement Department"

Kids: "the fuck does that mean"

PR: "Well, this is the magical place where we figure out how to steal other people's money. "

Kids: "Oooooooh, magical? But wait... isn't that bad?"

PR: "Free pizza & pop for everyone!!"

Kids: "Yaaaaaay!"