Note: "barbies" is Aussie for "barbecues". That headline really confused me for a minute.

"The fat found in fish helps make the cell membranes round the brain more elastic and more able to absorb nutrients easily"

The world of dieting scams apparently is really unbelievably fucked up.

Yes your diet makes absolutely no difference to the way your body or mind works. Just keep loading those cheeseburgers in mate.

What? Is Google is now offering "stripper services" to their employees? Now that's a perc I'd sign up for.

Cue imitations that don't get it.