In fairness, it could be a language issue. The story of the company references newspaper ads that are in some Scandanavian language I don't recongize...(maybe, that's a guess). Writing in a non-native language, even when your fluent, can leave the odd syllogism here and there.

The pop-up windows have "Venster sluiten" in the lower left. Google translate revealed this as dutch.

The newspapers are Dutch (as is the company). The copy-writing is just not very well done...

Also :We maxed out wind tunnels. We jumped out of airplanes. We´ve done just about anything to make sure our storm umbrella withstands winds up to 100 km/h.

Gee, if they'd have just given me a call, they could have stood in the back of my pickup and saved a bunch of money on wind tunnels and airplanes...

They have if they are allowed to define "major," which here they obviously think they are.