Next step is to serve ads directly into people's brains. Suddenly I dread the future.

They tried that with blipverts. Not a good idea.

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And add a little Google gadget that can search whatever currently in your mind in real-time, can't be too convenient, right?

To avoid the thought police, we'd need something like tor but for brain searches. Maybe a paid service where prisoners with life sentences could proxy our thoughts through their brains and the money could benefit their families. This is starting to sound like a really bad sci-fi thriller.