LOL. I had three graduate students (PHd CompSci candidates) working for me back at UMass. I come around the corner to see them all clustered around one of the PCs. Apparently one of the graduate students had slid a CD-ROM between two of the blanking panels instead of opening the CD-ROM tray. They were trying to figure out where the CD had gone.
After a chuckle, I showed them how to open the case and retrieve the CD.
That quote is misattributed and I also think it is not something Dijkstra would have said. Quite the opposite actually. However, I think this quote from him is much more beautiful:
In their capacity as a tool, computers will be but a ripple on the surface of our culture. In their capacity as intellectual challenge, they are without precedent in the cultural history of mankind.
He did say it because I heard him say it. The sentence just before was: "Our field should be called 'Computing Science' rather than 'Computer Science.'"
In my language most university courses/majors are actually named like that.
Common names:
"Ciências da Computação": Computing Science
"Engenharia Informática": (Informática is usually translated as computer or computing science, or just computing) CS Engineering
Less common:
"Ciencias dos Computadores": Computer Science
"Engenharia Informática e Ciências dos Computadores": I bet you can translate this one