Yes, and also need to hide the speedometer in cars because my mother-in-law drives incredibly slowly and being a passenger has a negative effect on my mental health.

We also need to abolish the "top apps" features in the various app stores because my apps didn't sell well and it had a terrible effect on me.

We also need to ensure that everyone in the Formula 1 finishes at the same time, holding hands, because the "losers" at the end didn't win and they felt bad....

Where does the madness end?? It turns out that life is unfair - who knew?!