LOL that's pretty funny. I find it kind of messed up how British people like to shit on big segments of their population for having certain accents (ie "Shithead"). But still really well written.

I saw this posted by a recruiter about devs once:

https://media-exp1.licdn.com/dms/image/C5622AQEZ5ZZUs6mSlw/f...

Not quite as blistering as that article, but not super professional to plaster all over your linkedin.