3.2 Proof of Stability

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Proof: Left as an exercise

Your funds are safe. I have discovered a truly marvelous proof of this, which this margin is too narrow to contain.

A few lines above it says their mathematicians proved the theorem.

And I just proved P=NP while sitting on the toilet

I just proved #2 > #1 while sitting on the toilet.

Poop != No Poop. I have proven this on the toilet many times. Sorry.

I love that the whitepaper doesn't actually have any white pages...

I don’t understand how the equation has anything to do with stability, nor finance. They also didn’t define the terms. Is this supposed to be a joke?

Can someone explain?

It's satire. ZeroStableCoin, the coin that is stable at zero.

Why yes we can. The visionary pioneer of stablecoins (and occasional mathematician) Cauchy came up with a theorem to determine if the path you take with your investments in fact adds up to zero.

We do not just hope that our coin has a stable value. We constantly check contours of complex functions to ensure your investment remains at zero at all times.

Yes, it's satire