> It's strongly suggested to also hot glue your USB ports shut for added securit...

8n4vidtmkvmk · on July 20, 2023

Jokes on you, I'll open the computer case and plug directly into the mobo

jesprenj · on July 20, 2023

You couldn't, the case cover is hot-glued to the case. Hot-glue is the epitome of Windows security.

squarefoot · on July 20, 2023

These days I would simply let the PC in the sun until it melts all glue.

/s (not so much)

malfist · on July 21, 2023

Can't, the PC is hot glued to the floor

toast0 · on July 20, 2023

All the cards should be hot glued into place, and any extra connectors hotglued as well. The solution to not enough hotglue is simply more hotglue!

> I'll just unplug your mouse / keyboard / wifi dongle and get to the USB port that it's using. Unless you are suggesting that modern computers should ship with zero USB ports.

PS/2 is still available for mouse/keyboard (and secure). Wifi dongles are abomination. Worst case, hotglue those into the port.