$ echo https://twitter.com/#!/shitmydadsays/statuses/4811790555 | wc -c
  57
  $  echo '"That woman was sexy...Out of your league? Son. Let women figure out why they won't screw you, don't do it for them."' | wc -c
  116

Source?

  $ echo '#shitmydadsays' | wc -c
  15