That sounds like some Bad CaRMa that I read about once...

https://www.red-gate.com/simple-talk/opinion/opinion-pieces/...

... which while there were other red-gate posts out there, I can't find that one ever submitted as a dup to link the comments about it (this shall be rectified).

Writing "RUN LIKE HELL" on a white board is insane, and should not be ignored.

Yeah, column-oriented works best for musical performance because it makes it easy to switch from Ionian to Dorian mode.

thanks for explaining on what are column-oriented DBs are in a ELI5 way

... In case this is serious, the joke is that that is absolutely not what that term means.