Not sure if this is going to help Heroku's people at all but I feel bad for them now! haha I'm not a Heroku employee. I don't even work in any sort of managed service / platform provider. This is indeed a new account but not a throwaway account! I intended to use it long term.

You really think that, incredibly lukewarm, argument for Heroku is so extreme that it could only have been written by some kind of undercover shill?

Why, yes?

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