I am not sockpuppeting anyone; I am using a construction from "Arrested Development."

This construction is frequently used on the internet. Is the whole of the internet sockpuppeting you?

https://knowyourmeme.com/memes/the-narrator

Narrator: the whole of the internet was indeed sockpuppeting them.

(sorry, i couldn’t resist)

Aw, you went and spoiled his comedy bit. Come on!