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> God, this thread is bleak. [...] I have to replace my bike tires.

Your bike tires have contributed to the microplastic crisis. :-)




Not if I burn them! Then they contribute to the air quality issue! Time to go cry in the corner!


and it's now inside our testicles ;)


'you got bike tire in my testicals!'

isn't quite as catchy as the old Reese's cup 'you got chocolate in my peanut butter' version but somehow sums up 2024.




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