Moral panics at the disco

Which wackos?

Panhandle: it's wackos all the way down.

I prefer turtles

It gets weirder:

"I mean, it was commonly known that masks would prevent, potentially, the spread of COVID, but apparently that was fake news." -- also the judge

Er, no it wasn't.

But I'm very gratified. I've always wanted the conspiracy theorists to go waste each other's time, rather than mine.