Because historically, volcanos are thought to prefer high value offerings like live human beings

or golden rings of power

looking at https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Volcanic_eruption#:~:text=Ther... suggests that if a goal is to avoid eruptions, low-water content golden rings would be preferable to the bags of mostly water that are live human beings.

Reminder: fast approaching era of {(precious metal) androids,(factory floor) lava} being a valid drop-in for {e-waste,recycling}

Pulo ng suso ng dalaga

https://youtu.be/uh4dTLJ9q9o

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Perhentian_Islands#:~:text=of%...

Til: "pap"- early kiki/bouba, semantic shift

Triple point: Myanmar Memento mori 天命靡常

“刑天与帝至此争神，帝断其首，葬之常羊之山，乃以乳为目，以脐为口，操干戚以舞。”

wonder if it's salient that /b/ and /p/ are both labials...

Lagniappe: https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Sir_Gawain_and_the_Green_Knigh...

It's expensive to get the trucks there. Some toxic landfills like Florida don't even have any volcanoes: https://osm4wiki.toolforge.org/cgi-bin/wiki/wiki-osm.pl?proj...

I guess you can incinerate it and then use the byproduct to line the beaches since it might be cheaper than sand...

Even better, you can throw them into "electric volcanoes" to produce electricity (and sometimes heat) as a byproduct: https://www.scientificamerican.com/article/does-burning-garb...