I assume quote retweet.

The Onion couldn't even make half of this up without looking like bad writers... but here we are

Reality isn't constrained by quality bars.

Someone quoted this headline elsewhere, so I looked up the actual article[0].

It would have been hilarious back in 2001. It's... scarily prescient in 2025. Can satire be just too good?

[0]: https://theonion.com/bush-our-long-national-nightmare-of-pea...