> some of the things that you prioritize watching reels first thing in the morni...

aquariusDue · 2025-04-29T09:19:58 1745918398

In bed?! You gotta multitask if you want to get things done, try on the toilet next time.

cookie_monsta · 2025-04-29T09:46:28 1745919988

If you are spending 30 minutes on the toilet, language fluency is not your biggest problem

ix101 · 2025-04-29T10:47:44 1745923664

But learning how to ask the chemist for proctosydol in French may pay off dividends

stefs · 2025-04-29T13:43:43 1745934223

if i spend 30 minutes on the toilet, standing up again is my biggest problem

reddalo · 2025-04-29T10:37:04 1745923024

But your nearest proctologist is going to have a new client soon.

poulpy123 · 2025-04-29T11:36:40 1745926600

on the toilet ? I only go to the toilet on company time

eigenman · 2025-04-29T16:51:49 1745945509

“Boss makes a dollar, I make a dime. That’s why I shit on company time.”

glitchc · 2025-04-29T12:55:03 1745931303

I read Hacker News on the toilet.

bookofjoe · 2025-04-29T11:17:55 1745925475

Sorry—TikTok FTW

octocop · 2025-04-29T12:37:56 1745930276

10x more effective than coffee