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I'm an old fart (29) and don't have a British accent, but I'll do the three-year CEO-protege thing for a mere $10 million and kick it's ass (as long as you listen to me; if not, then you're wasting money).

Bidding war's on! (If you say $9.99 million, then you are a fucking asshole.)




If you had the connections that this guy (and Mayer, and Sandberg, and Zuckerberg, and...) has, you wouldn't need to auction yourself. That's how the system prefers to work.


I'll do the three-year CEO-protege thing for $10 million as well, but I'll listen to the payer! Better deal heh?


The listening is obviously a part of the package. Before I can say, "You're doing it wrong" in good conscience, I have to make sure that you are doing wrong.

I know it must seem like I get off on pointing out Wrongness, but there's this thankless and time-consuming process of finding the Wrongness. It's exhausting work. Y'all just see the fun part.


Man, $1 million is more money than I will ever need.

So I'll do it for $3 million. Your move.


See, that's why this 17 year old kid is much smarter than you. He got in before the race to the bottom started!




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