A printer, cursive font, and a shitty renderer?

This actually reminds me of the letters Peter Popoff sends out. Check out the fake handwriting on it:

http://www.jeffbelanger.com/blog/wp-content/uploads/2007/05/...

One of my room mates discovered this trove of comedy gold and has been signing up all his friends to receive them. They're actually pretty convincing, although they lack the indentation marks one would expect to see from a real pen.

Impressive! I wonder why direct mailers aren't making more use of stuff like that. This should increase the response quota significantly.

An auto-pen.