Yes, yes, detach yourself from your smartphone and cable tv and twitter sometimes. But do that on your own time! When you're on company time, let's squeeze 50 of you into this cramped open office plan seating arrangement. But don't worry, we'll add an air hockey table and a couple of pinball machines in there too to increase the company culture!
The pinball machines are right behind you, but you've got a deadline to meet, and the guys from marketing have decided to have a competition before they leave early on a Friday afternoon. Enjoy!
Oh technology industry, where did you go wrong?