Here are the responses available, when dealing with a pain in the ass at work:
Level 1) FU, I don't have to work here.. but I should probably find a job in the sometime near future.. like.. the next year
Level 2) FU, I don't have to work here.. or anywhere. I'm out
Level 3) FU, I don't have to work here.. or anywhere... I'm going to my yacht.
I got level 1 ;)