So, you don't like the Javascript language, therefore web sucks? I'm no big fan of Javascript myself (so I'm gradually switching to Dart), but really, that's a lousy argument. Web is essential. Some apps are better be implemented natively, true. But most don't need that. And it's a great win for developers too, so you don't have to re-implement stuff for different platforms.
I'm not even sure the author is being serious at this point.
I think it's fair to say that some of his points are either hyperbolic or should be reasonably interpreted that way, but given that all the perceived flaws in javascript are essentially allowances for the original perceived purpose of the language (being a lightly used logic layer in the browser that was highly error tolerant), it not longer makes sense to us JS when you're building out massively complex apps that in a business sense need to be nearly/possibly-totally error free.
It would be nice to see a kind of pseudo-browser platform that served as a casing for generic apps that you could write in server-side languages clearly you lose some flexibility from doing that in terms of fault tolerance but many apps these days have a business case where fault tolerance is already so low it doesn't matter.
I'm not even sure the author is being serious at this point.