Fake Programming: Using hacks and tricks to achieve things other languages have natively.
Though anybody will admit it's some pretty clever stuff, not many seem to look at things like this and recognize it for what it is.
Javascript's not the language rife with proprietary bullshit anymore, it's become something a bit more new: a hacked together super-language. Stick thousands of brilliant people on one unfortunate platform together and it will be inevitable.
So perhaps it's "not real" because I can't do it without requirejs. Maybe we'll appreciate it when you can do what Sass does in a .css file. So what if you can OOP, FRP, MVP, P its got a vast supply of crud-you-should-never-use.
I tell you one thing, though: I'd really love to rewrite everything I've ever done into Objective-C.
Though anybody will admit it's some pretty clever stuff, not many seem to look at things like this and recognize it for what it is.
Javascript's not the language rife with proprietary bullshit anymore, it's become something a bit more new: a hacked together super-language. Stick thousands of brilliant people on one unfortunate platform together and it will be inevitable.
So perhaps it's "not real" because I can't do it without requirejs. Maybe we'll appreciate it when you can do what Sass does in a .css file. So what if you can OOP, FRP, MVP, P its got a vast supply of crud-you-should-never-use.
I tell you one thing, though: I'd really love to rewrite everything I've ever done into Objective-C.